Dearest Anton,

The times we’ve had together have been magical. You know this as well as I do. The way that you deny country music to the elderly makes my trouser-space tight with anticipation. But there is one… problem. A minor nitpick in our “infrequent blogger”/”fictional character” relationship.

When you call me “friendo”, I get the feeling that we’re not really friends.

I mean, I know that I consider you my friend. Is the feeling not mutual? I thought we had a good thing going. Some special times, you and I. But your usage of this word puts everything into doubt.

Please respond. I am so worried that it is making me sick all the way into my deepest body parts.

Yours Always,
Charles Meyer

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Nice try, Neil deGrasse Tyson. Everyone knows there aren’t sandwiches in space.

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I really wish I knew what was going on here. I’ll have to track down the issue number and give this story a read. Really, there has to be more to The Joker’s plan than to embarrass Batman by showing the world a movie where he makes out with a goat.

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Things that excite me about September:

9/12 – Season Finale of True Blood.
9/16 – Season 6 of It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia starts.
9/21 – Hockey Season starts.
9/22 – Season 2 of Modern Family starts.
9/23 – Season 3 of Fringe starts.

I’m sure there’s other stuff, but that’s what came to mind for me.

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Back to the grindstone, yo. Only working two days a week, but they’re 9-hour shifts. Ain’t my favorite length, but I’m gettin’ paid, so whatevs.

Classes started too, and again is only two days a week. I’m lucky enough to have Fridays off for PARTYPARTYPARTY. Makes me think this might actually be a pretty decent semester.

Might pick this up later tonight. There are worse ways to waste $2, from what I understand. I’ve heard it described as “Mario Galaxy meets TF2″, which sounds pretty appealing to me.

Here’s a YouTube trailer:

It’s $2 ’til sometime this Thursday. My steam username is ftdftd, I’ll see you on there if you don’t suck.

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My new favorite thing: out-of-context comic book panels.

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Just lazy.

Been bumming around. Trying to do some freelance programming work, but can’t seem to get any bids accepted on Elance or the like. Thus, I’ve been working on some of my own programming projects. Expect writeups eventually.

This has been one dang unproductive summer so far.

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Happy Darwin Day, bitches!

Shit yeah. Check out that smoove motherfucker.

In celebration of C-Drizzle, I’ve dicked around in Python to write a bit of code that celebrates natural selection.

Join us, won’t you?

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So this came to my attention today.

4-day cruise to Mexico. 40 Metal bands, including Sonata Arctica, Amon Amarth, Sodom, Stratovarius, and motherfucking Trouble?

Fucking fuck, man. And they still have 33 more bands to announce.

One day, I will be rich enough to afford such extravagant ventures. One day…

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